RABELAIS,
François, [1495 – 1553] Gargantua
Gargantua by François Rabelais
(RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24)
QUOTES FOR DISCUSSION
His father is thought to have owned a small estate called La Devinière and to have been a vine-grower, and an apothecary, or a tavern-keeper, or a lawyer.
His father is thought to have owned a small estate called La Devinière and to have been a vine-grower, and an apothecary, or a tavern-keeper, or a lawyer.
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, Biographical Note, pg. v)
While
in Rome, Rabelais filed a petition for absolution form violation of his monastic
vows. There had been some irregularity in his leaving eh Benedictines to become
a secular priest, and furthermore, both Pantagruel
and Gargantua had been condemned by
the Sorbonne almost immediately upon publication.
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, Biographical Note, pg. v)
Early
in 1536 he received the bull of absolution which freed him from ecclesiastical
censure, entitled him to return ot the Benedictines when he chose, and allowed
him to practice medicine, provided that he did not make use of the scalpel and
cautery and did not work for gain.
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, Biographical Note, pg. v)
Despite
the official sanction, the third book was also banned by the Sorbonne.
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, Biographical Note, pg. vi)
In
1552, he published his fourth book volume of his work. The Sorbonne censured it
and the parliament suspended its sale, taking advantage of the king’s absence
from Paris. But it was soon relieved of the suspension.
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, Biographical Note, pg. vi)
Rabelais to the
Reader.
Good friends, my
Readers, who peruse this Book,
Be not offended,
whilst on it you look:
Denude yourselves of
all depraved affection,
For it contains no
badness, nor infection:
One inch of joy
surmounts of grief a span;
Because to laugh is
proper to the man.
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, prologue, pg. 1)
Of those fat beeves
they had killed three hundred sixty-seven thousand and fourteen, to be salted
at Shrovetide, that in the entering of the spring they might have plenty of
powdered beef, wherewith to season their mouths at the beginning of their
meals, and to taste their wine the better.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 4, pg. 6)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 4, pg. 6)
But
the mischief was this, that, for all men could do, there was no possibility to
keep them long in that relish; for in a very short while they would have stunk,
which had
been
an undecent thing. It was therefore concluded, that they should be all of them
gulched up, without losing anything. To this effect they invited all the
burghers of Sainais, of Suille, of the Roche-Clermaud, of Vaugaudry, without
omitting the Coudray, Monpensier, the Gue de Vede, and other their neighbours,
all stiff drinkers, brave fellows, and good players at the kyles.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 4, pg. 6)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 4, pg. 6)
Nevertheless
he bade his wife eat sparingly, because she was near her time, and that these
tripes were no very commendable meat. They would fain, said he, be at the
chewing of ordure, that would eat the case wherein it was. Notwithstanding
these admonitions, she did eat sixteen quarters, two bushels, three pecks and a
pipkin full.
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 4, pg. 6)
After
dinner they all went out in a hurl to the grove of the willows, where, on the
green grass, to the sound of the merry flutes and pleasant bagpipes, they
danced so gallantly, that it was a sweet and heavenly sport to see them so
frolic.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 4, pg. 6)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 4, pg. 6)
Appetite
comes with eating, says Angeston, but the thirst goes away with drinking. I
have a remedy against thirst, quite contrary to that which is good against the
biting of a mad dog. Keep running after a dog, and he will never bite you;
drink always before the thirst, and it will never come upon you.
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 5, pg. 8)
Grangousier
arose from off the grass, and fell to comfort her very honestly and kindly,
suspecting that she was in travail, and told her that it was best for her to
sit down upon the grass under the willows, because she was like very shortly to
see young feet, and that therefore it was convenient she should pluck up her
spirits, and take a good heart of new at the fresh arrival of her baby; saying
to her withal, that although the pain was somewhat grievous to her, it would be
but of short continuance, and that the succeeding joy would quickly remove that
sorrow, in such sort that she should not so much as remember it.
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 6, pg. 8)
On,
with a sheep's courage! quoth he. Despatch this boy, and we will speedily fall
to work for the making of another. Ha! said she, so well as you speak at your
own ease, you that are men!
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 6, pg. 8)
Which
the company hearing, said that verily the child ought to be called Gargantua;
because it was the first word that after his birth his father had spoke, in imitation,
and at the example of the ancient Hebrews; whereunto he condescended, and his
mother was very well pleased therewith.
(François
Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 7, pg. 9)
Yet
without a cause did not he sup one drop; for if he happened to be vexed, angry,
displeased,
or sorry, if he did fret, if he did weep, if he did cry, and what grievous
quarter soever he kept, in bringing him some drink, he would be instantly
pacified, reseated in his own temper, in a good humour again, and as still and
quiet as ever. (François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24,
chapter 7, pg. 10)
One
of his governesses told me (swearing by her fig), how he was so accustomed to
this kind of way, that, at the sound of pints and flagons, he would on a sudden
fall into an ecstasy, as if he had then tasted of the joys of paradise; so that
they, upon consideration of this, his divine complexion, would every morning,
to cheer him up, play with a knife upon the glasses, on the bottles with their stopples,
and on the pottle-pots with their lids and covers, at the sound whereof he
became gay, did leap for joy, would loll and rock himself in the cradle, then
nod with his head, monochordizing with his fingers, and barytonizing with his
tail.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 7, pg. 10)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 7, pg. 10)
Gargantua's
colours were white and blue, as I have showed you before, by
which
his father would give us to understand that his son to him was a heavenly joy;
for the white did signify gladness, pleasure, delight, and rejoicing, and the
blue, celestial things.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 9, pg. 11)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 9, pg. 11)
This
logical rule being understood, take these two contraries, joy and sadness; then
these other two, white and black, for they are physically contrary. If so be,
then, that black do signify grief, by good reason then should white import joy.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 10, pg. 13)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 10, pg. 13)
Is
not the night mournful, sad, and melancholic? It is black and dark by the
privation of light. Doth not the light comfort all the world? And it is more
white than anything else.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 10, pg. 13)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 10, pg. 13)
You
shall likewise find in those stories, that when any man, after he had
vanquished his enemies, was by decree of the senate to enter into Rome
triumphantly, he usually rode in a chariot drawn by white horses: which in the
ovation triumph was also the custom; for by no sign or colour would they so
significantly express the
joy
of their coming as by the white.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 10, pg. 13)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 10, pg. 13)
A
thousand other examples and places could I allege to this purpose, but that it
is not here where I should do it.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 10, pg. 13)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 10, pg. 13)
Meanwhile,
in a word I will tell you, that blue doth certainly signify heaven and heavenly
things, by the same very tokens and symbols that white signifieth joy and
pleasure.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 10, pg. 14)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 10, pg. 14)
There
was he filled with joy, as such a father might be at the sight of such a child
of his: and whilst he kissed and embraced him, he asked many childish questions
of him about divers matters, and drank very freely with him and with his
governesses, of whom in great earnest he asked, amongst other things, whether
they had been careful to keep him clean and sweet.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 13, pg. 16)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 13, pg. 16)
At
the last his father perceived that indeed he studied hard, and that, although
he spent all his time in it, he did nevertheless profit nothing, but which is
worse, grew thereby foolish, simple, doted, and blockish, whereof making a
heavy regret to Don Philip of Marays, Viceroy or Depute King of Papeligosse, he
found that it were better for him to learn nothing at all, than to be taught
such-like books, under such schoolmasters;
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 15, pg. 19)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 15, pg. 19)
He
will in times coming be a great scholar. If it were not, my masters, for the
beasts, we should live like clerks.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 16, pg. 20)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 16, pg. 20)
a
town without bells is like a blind man without a staff
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 19, pg. 22)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 19, pg. 22)
Unlucky
traitors, you are not worth the hanging.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 20, pg. 23)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 20, pg. 23)
Ponocrates
showed him that he ought not to eat so soon after rising out of his bed, unless
he had performed some exercise beforehand. Gargantua answered, What! have not I
sufficiently well exercised myself? I have wallowed and rolled myself six or
seven turns in my bed before I rose. Is not that enough?
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 21, pg. 24)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 21, pg. 24)
When
Ponocrates knew Gargantua's vicious manner of living, he resolved to bring him
up in another kind; but for a while he bore with him, considering that nature
cannot endure a sudden change, without great violence.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 23, pg. 26)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 23, pg. 26)
To do this the better, they brought him into
the company of learned men, which were there, in whose imitation he had a great
desire and affection to study otherwise, and to improve his parts. Afterwards
he put himself into such a road and way of studying,
that he lost not any one hour in the day, but
employed all his time in learning and honest knowledge.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 23, pg. 27)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 23, pg. 27)
And not only in that, but in the other
mathematical sciences, as geometry, astronomy, music, & c. For in waiting
on the concoction and attending the digestion of his food, they made a thousand
pretty instruments and geometrical figures, and did in some measure practise
the astronomical canons.
After this they recreated themselves with singing
musically, in four or five parts, or upon a set theme or ground at random, as
it best pleased them.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 23, pg. 27)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 23, pg. 27)
There he broke not his lance; for it is the greatest
foolery in the world to say, I have broken ten lances at tilts or in fight. A
carpenter can do even as much. But it is a glorious and praise-worthy action
with one lance to break and overthrow ten enemies.
Therefore, with a sharp, stiff, strong, and
well-steeled lance would he usually force up a door, pierce a harness, beat
down a tree, carry away the ring, lift up a cuirassier saddle, with the
mail-coat and gauntlet. All this he did in complete arms from head to foot.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 23, pg. 28)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 23, pg. 28)
He did swim in deep waters on his belly, on
his back, sideways, with all his body, with his feet only, with one hand in the
air, wherein he held a book, crossing thus the breadth of the river of Seine
without wetting it, and dragged along his cloak with his teeth, as did Julius Caesar;
then with the help of one hand he entered forcibly into a boat, from whence he
cast himself again headlong into the water, sounded the depths, hollowed the
rocks, and plunged into the pits and gulfs.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 23, pg. 28)
Although the plague was there in the most
part of all the houses, they nevertheless entered everywhere, then plundered
and carried away all that was within, and yet for all this not one of them took
any hurt, which is a most wonderful case. For the curates, vicars, preachers,
physicians, chirurgeons, and apothecaries, who went to visit, to dress, to
cure, to heal, to preach unto and admonish those that were sick, were all dead
of the infection, and these devilish robbers and murderers caught never any
harm at all.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 27, pg. 32)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 27, pg. 32)
Some died without speaking, others spoke
without dying; some died in speaking, others spoke in dying.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 27, pg. 34)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 27, pg. 34)
…one of the shepherds which did keep the
vines, named Pillot, came towards him, and to the full related the enormous
abuses which were committed, and the excessive spoil that was made by
Picrochole, King of Lerne, upon his lands and territories, and how he had
pillaged, wasted, and ransacked all the country, except the enclosure at
Seville, which Friar John des Entoumeures to his great honour had preserved;
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 28, pg. 35)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 28, pg. 35)
My deliberation is not to provoke, but to
appease—not to assault, but to defend--not to conquer, but to preserve my
faithful subjects and hereditary dominions, into which Picrochole is entered in
a hostile manner without any ground or cause, and from day to day pursueth his
furious enterprise with that height of insolence that is intolerable to freeborn
spirits.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 29, pg. 36)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 29, pg. 36)
There cannot arise amongst men a juster cause
of grief than when they receive hurt and damage where they may justly expect
for favour and good will;
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 31, pg. 36)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 31, pg. 36)
Yea, but, said Grangousier, my friend, what cause
doth he pretend for his outrages? He did not show me any cause at all, said
Gallet, only that in a great anger he spoke some words of cakes.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 38)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 38)
Then sent he to learn concerning that
business, and found by true information that his men had taken violently some
cakes from Picrochole's people,
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 38)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 38)
Notwithstanding all this, said Grangousier,
seeing the question is but about a few cakes, I will labour to content him; for
I am very unwilling to wage war against him. He inquired then what quantity of cakes
they had taken away, and understanding that it was but some four or five dozen,
he commanded five cartloads of them to be baked that same night; and that there
should be one full of cakes made with fine butter, fine yolks of eggs, fine
saffron, and fine spice, to be bestowed upon Marquet, unto whom likewise he
directed to be given seven hundred thousand and three Philips (that is, at
three shillings the piece, one hundred five thousand pounds and nine shillings
of English money), for reparation of his losses and hindrances,
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 38)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 38)
…all the carriers were enjoined to garnish
and deck their carts, and each of them to carry one in his hand, as himself
likewise did, thereby to give all men to understand that they demanded but
peace, and that they came to buy it.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 38)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 38)
Then said the good man unto him, My lord, to ease
you of all this labour, and to take away all excuses why you may not return
unto our former alliance, we do here presently restore unto you the cakes upon
which the quarrel arose.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 38)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 38)
Came we hither to eat or to fight? To fight,
indeed, said Touquedillon; yet from the paunch comes the dance, and where
famine rules force is exiled. Leave off your prating, said Picrochole, and
forthwith seize upon what they have brought. Then took they money and cakes,
oxen and carts, and sent them away without speaking one word, only that they would
come no more so near, for a reason that they would give them the morrow after.
Thus, without doing anything, returned they to Grangousier,
and related the whole matter unto him, subjoining
that there was no hope left to draw them to peace but by sharp and fierce wars.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 32, pg. 39)
By it shall he be easily at the very first shock
routed, and then shall you get money by heaps, for the clown hath store of
ready coin. Clown we call him, because a noble and generous prince hath never a
penny, and that to hoard up treasure is but a clownish
trick.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 33, pg. 39)
There was there present at that time an old
gentleman well experienced in the wars, a stern soldier, and who had been in
many great hazards, named Echephron, who, hearing this discourse, said, I do
greatly doubt that all this enterprise will be like the tale or interlude of
the pitcher full of milk wherewith a shoemaker made himself
rich in conceit; but, when the pitcher was
broken, he had not whereupon to dine. What do you pretend by these large
conquests? What shall be the end of so many labours and crosses?
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 33, pg. 40)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 33, pg. 40)
He that nothing ventures hath neither horse
nor mule, says Solomon. He who
adventureth too much, said Echephron, loseth
both horse and mule, answered
Malchon.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 33, pg. 41)
Enough, said Picrochole, go forward. I fear
nothing…
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 33, pg. 41)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 33, pg. 41)
The rest of his train came after him by even
journeys at a slower pace, bringing with them all his books and philosophical
instruments.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 34, pg. 41)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 34, pg. 41)
I have yet one crown left. Come, we must
drink it, for it is aurum potabile, [drinkable
gold, referring to Moses ordering his followers to drink, Exodus 32:20]
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 34, pg. 41)
…he related the estate and condition wherein
they had found the enemy, and the stratagem which he alone had used against all
their multitude, affirming that they were but rascally rogues, plunderers, thieves,
and robbers, ignorant of all military discipline, and that they might boldly
set forward unto the field; it being an easy matter to fell
and strike them down like beasts.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 36, pg. 43)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 36, pg. 43)
…finding in his way a high and great tree,
which commonly was called by the name of St. Martin's tree, because heretofore
St. Martin planted a pilgrim's staff there, which in tract of time grew to that
height and greatness, said, This is that which I lacked; this tree shall serve
me both for a staff and lance. With that he pulled it up easily, plucked off
the boughs, and trimmed it at his pleasure.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 36, pg. 43)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 36, pg. 43)
They mumble out great store of legends and
psalms, by them not at all understood; they say many paternosters interlarded
with Ave-Maries, without thinking upon or apprehending the meaning of what it
is they say, which truly I call mocking of God, and not prayers.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 40, pg. 48)
He is no bigot or hypocrite; he is not torn
and divided betwixt reality and appearance; no wretch of a rugged and peevish
disposition, but honest, jovial, resolute, and a good fellow. He travels, he
labours, he defends the oppressed, comforts the afflicted, helps the needy, and
keeps the close of the abbey.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 40, pg. 48)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 40, pg. 48)
But Gargantua could not sleep by any means,
on which side soever he turned himself. Whereupon the monk said to him, I never
sleep soundly but when I am at sermon or prayers. Let us therefore begin, you
and I, the seven penitential psalms, to try whether you shall not quickly fall
asleep.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 41, pg. 48)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 41, pg. 48)
I know of a charm by way of prayer, which the
subsexton of our abbey taught me, that will preserve a man from the violence of
guns and all manner of fire-weapons and engines; but it will do me no good,
because I do not believe it.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 41, pg. 49)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 41, pg. 49)
… Rashcalf and Touchfaucet (Hastiveau,
Touquedillon.), concluded his power to be such that he was able to defeat all
the devils of hell if they should come to jostle with his forces. This Picrochole
did not fully believe, though he doubted not much of it.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 43, pg. 50)
To whom Gargantua answered, By no means; for,
according to right military discipline, you must never drive your enemy unto
despair, for that such a strait doth multiply his force and increase his
courage, which was before broken and cast down; neither is there any better
help or outrage of relief for men that are amazed, out of heart, toiled, and
spent, than to hope for no favour at all. How many victories have been taken
out of the hands of the victors by the vanquished, when they would not rest
satisfied with reason, but attempt to put all to the sword, and totally to
destroy
their enemies, without leaving so much as one
to carry home news of the defeat of his fellows.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 43, pg. 51)
Farther, he syllogized, saying, These men are
but badly skilled in matters of war, for
they have not required my parole, neither
have they taken my sword from me.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 44, pg. 51)
Gargantua answered him that without doubt the
enemies had the monk. Then have they mischief and ill luck, said Grangousier;
which was very true. Therefore is it a common proverb to this day, to give a
man the monk, or, as in French, lui bailler le moine, when they would express
the doing unto one a mischief.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 45, pg. 52)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 45, pg. 52)
The time is not now as formerly, to conquer
the kingdoms of our neighbour princes, and to build up our own greatness upon
the loss of our nearest Christian Brother. This imitation of the ancient
Herculeses, Alexanders, Hannibals, Scipios, Caesars, and other such heroes, is
quite contrary to the profession of the gospel of Christ, by which we are
commanded to preserve, keep, rule, and govern every man his own country and
lands, and not in a hostile manner to invade others; and that which heretofore
the Barbars and Saracens called prowess and valour, we do now call robbing,
thievery, and wickedness.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 46, pg. 54)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 46, pg. 54)
But Gymnast said unto him, My sovereign lord,
such is the nature and complexion of the French, that they are worth nothing
but at the first push. Then are they more fierce than devils. But if they
linger a little and be wearied with delays, they'll prove more faint and remiss
than women.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 48, pg. 56)
Those of the town defended themselves as well
as they could, but their shot passed over us without doing us any hurt at all.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 48, pg. 56)
The monk seeing that quarter which he kept
besieged void of men and competent guards, and in a manner altogether naked and
abandoned, did most magnanimously on a sudden lead up his men towards the fort,
and never left it till he had got up upon it, knowing that such as come to the reserve
in a conflict bring with them always more fear and terror than those that deal
about them with they hands in the fight.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 48, pg. 56)
Moreover, seeing there are certain convents
in the world whereof the custom is, if any woman come in, I mean chaste and
honest women, they immediately sweep the ground which they have trod upon; therefore
was it ordained, that if any man or woman entered into religious orders should
by chance come within this new abbey, all the rooms should be thoroughly washed
and cleansed through which they had passed.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 52, pg. 60)
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS, Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 52, pg. 60)
And because in all other monasteries and
nunneries all is compassed, limited, and
regulated by hours, it was decreed that in
this new structure there should be neither clock nor dial, but that according
to the opportunities and incident occasions all their hours should be disposed
of; for, said Gargantua, the greatest loss of time that I know is to count the
hours. What good comes of it? Nor can there be any greater dotage in the world than
for one to guide and direct his courses by the sound of a bell, and
not by his own judgment and discretion.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 52, pg. 60)
The inscription set upon the great gate of
Theleme.
Here enter not vile bigots, hypocrites,
Here enter not attorneys, barristers,
Nor bridle-champing law-practitioners:
Clerks, commissaries, scribes, nor pharisees,
Wilful disturbers of the people's ease:
Judges, destroyers, with an unjust breath,
Lawsuits, debates, and wrangling
Hence are exiled, and jangling.
Gold-graspers, coin-gripers, gulpers of
mists,
Niggish deformed sots, who, though your
chests
Vast sums of money should to you afford,
Would ne'ertheless add more unto that hoard,
And yet not be content,
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 54, pg. 62)
Grace, honour, praise, delight,
Here sojourn day and night.
Sound bodies lined
With a good mind,
Do here pursue with might
Grace, honour, praise, delight.
Here enter you, pure, honest, faithful, true
Expounders of the Scriptures old and new.
Whose glosses do not blind our reason, but
Make it to see the clearer, and who shut
Its passages from hatred, avarice,
Pride, factions, covenants, and all sort of
vice.
Come, settle here a charitable faith,
Gold give us, God forgive us,
And from all woes relieve us;
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 54, pg. 63)
All their life was spent not in laws,
statutes, or rules, but according to their own free will and pleasure. They
rose out of their beds when they thought good; they did eat, drink, labour,
sleep, when they had a mind to it and were disposed for it. None did awake
them, none did offer to constrain them to eat, drink, nor to do any other
thing; for so had Gargantua established it. In all their rule and strictest tie
of their order there was but this one clause to be observed,
Do What Thou Wilt;
because men that are free, well-born,
well-bred, and conversant in honest companies, have naturally an instinct and
spur that prompteth them unto virtuous actions, and withdraws them from vice,
which is called honour. Those same men, when by base subjection and constraint
they are brought under and kept down, turn aside from that noble disposition by
which they formerly were inclined to virtue, to shake off and break that bond
of servitude wherein they are so tyrannously enslaved; for it is agreeable with
the nature of man to long after things forbidden and to desire what is
denied us.
By this liberty they entered into a very
laudable emulation to do all of them what they saw did please one
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 57, pg. 65)
So nobly were they taught, that there was
neither he nor she amongst them but could read, write, sing, play upon several
musical instruments, speak five or six several languages, and compose in them
all very quaintly, both in verse and prose.
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 57, pg. 66)
Poor mortals, who wait for a happy day,
Cheer up your hearts, and hear what I shall
say:
If it be lawful firmly to believe
That the celestial bodies can us give
Wisdom to judge of things that are not yet;
Or if from heaven such wisdom we may get
As may with confidence make us discourse
Of years to come, their destiny and course;
(François Rabelais, Gargantua, RABALAIS,
Great Books, Volume 24, chapter 58, pg. 66)
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